STOP THE PRESSES!!!

Kinja'd!!! "JalopJeep" (JalopJeep)
11/06/2014 at 00:34 • Filed to: None

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Do any of you guys have a sweet machine that'll stop time for me? Graduating in December (Marketing and Management), applying for jobs/internships, Jeeps in the shop, need to start building my portfolio for sports writing (want to write sports blogs), and in the middle of 4 extremely important classes , all while trying to make sure I don't miss out on the last of my fun in college. I love it and can't complain but damn sometimes I feel like I'm in the middle of a hurricane!

Also my dad knows just how to motivate me... we are suckers for everything Porsche

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What I think of every time I hear stop the presses


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > JalopJeep
11/06/2014 at 00:37

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Sounds like you have a great father.


Kinja'd!!! JalopJeep > CAcoalminer
11/06/2014 at 00:40

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You couldn't be more right, I'm extremely lucky.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > JalopJeep
11/06/2014 at 00:40

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Why can't your dad, be my dad. ;-;

Suckers you say? Hmm..


Kinja'd!!! JalopJeep > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
11/06/2014 at 00:42

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LOL


Kinja'd!!! MikeP3 > JalopJeep
11/06/2014 at 00:57

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If you want to get into writing, you need to master punctuation and sentence structure.


Kinja'd!!! JalopJeep > MikeP3
11/06/2014 at 01:02

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LOL. I think I'll be just fine. I don't tend to worry about proper writing for stream of consciousness Oppo posting...


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > JalopJeep
11/06/2014 at 01:11

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This won't stop time, but it will keep you from wasting precious potentially productive hours lying down with your eyes closed like a lazy lump on a log.


Kinja'd!!! JalopJeep > PS9
11/06/2014 at 01:21

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I like to think of myself as quite the energy drink connoisseur